I wish I could teleport
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
