just tell him i said nine months
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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