doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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