we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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