he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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