if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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