I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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