Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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