Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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