Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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