Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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