Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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