I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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