Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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