i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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