You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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