I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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