; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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