used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I looked at my own cervix.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize