Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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