Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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