I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
did i just pee glitter
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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