What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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