she woke up with a sticky ear
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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