I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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