Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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