I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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