No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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