at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How does one acquire holy water?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
