Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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