i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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