Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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