we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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