Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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