I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
