who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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