On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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