And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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