hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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