I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Green mimosas i think yes
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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