i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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