guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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