She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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