ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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