I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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