it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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