He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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