I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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