I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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