Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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