she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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