i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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