My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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